Come on people. Yall don't know about these? It is a cross between a blond and a zombie, a Blombie. They are taking over California as we speak. They are even trying to get one in the WH under the Democratic ticket. Half the Democratic voters are already dead, so they think she Hilombie might just appeal to that demographic.
She reminds me of one of my favorite lines I use with friends (language cleaned up for this forum, of course):
"Whoever ****** her brains out certainly didn't miss a drop".
Perhaps we should be commissioned to do a study to attempt to prove a correlation between the amount of hair coloring products used and the amount of I.Q. points lost. She could be our first subject in this test.