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Subject: WHEN YOU HAVE AN "I HATE MY JOB" DAY

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson& Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. open the package and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.


Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER...... THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS.
 

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Reminds of the story of the doctor that reached in his shirt pocket & pulled out a rectal thermometer and said, Now, where did I leave my ink pen? :D
 

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Then Jody goes and buys this rectal thermometer and sticks it under his tongue while he reads that "personally tested" notice...couldn't happen to a better fella!!!
 

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quote:Originally posted by kansas45

Reminds of the story of the doctor that reached in his shirt pocket & pulled out a rectal thermometer and said, Now, where did I leave my ink pen? :D
Good one Kansas!:D:D
 
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