[Raydog]

 

[Woodsey495]

Hummmmmm ... I Think This Is A Trick Question !!!!!

 

[ghostwheel]

Have to be careful with the missus. I never buy new guns, only used. That way, when she asks "Is that a new gun?" I won't be lying when I say no.

 

[brnwlms]

I read the title and before I even opened the thread, my brain screamed “it’s a trap!”

 

[F. Warren Zevon]

Corollary: "Go right ahead" is not permission, it's a dare.

 

[Nomadic Paladin]

And fine means terrible

 

[rmichael63]

YOU KNOW it's always easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission ... at least that's what I've been told ...

but upon reading the thread title the first time i said self "don't do a damn thing" ...

 

[jarhead127]

Saw a new Harley for sale in the local newspaper. Last line in the ad read, "must sell, apparently do whatever you want, doesn't really mean that".

 

[rmichael63]

Saw a new Harley for sale in the local newspaper. Last line in the ad read, "must sell, apparently do whatever you want, doesn't really mean that".

Right on brother ... lol ... I told my wife once I was going to buy a harley, she said sure right after you sell the vette ... still have the vette and her ...

 

[gwpercle]

To all you young husbands , I'm going on 50 years married to the same woman ...
What she said " Do whatever you want" translates into ... "You know darn well what I want you to do and you know what you should do ... So you had better do it !

Wifespeak is a language they don't teach in school but you had better learn it fast unless you enjoy staying in hot water with the wife ... which can lead to her having the house , the car all her stuff and all your good stuff .
Gary

 

[shakatak]

The 2nd phase to learn the meaning of is "I don't care"

 

[JVogler]

I don't have the pleasure of my wife coming close to ever saying " do whatever you want".

 

[rmichael63]

I GUESS MAYBE THIS DOESN'T NEED TO BE SAID BUT I'LL SAY IT ANYWAYS ... the key to understanding "wife speak" is to have a full grasp of the expected replies such as never never never say "it's fine" if she ask how the meatloaf taste or how the new dress looks or ..............

 

[dwarren123]

So many wife sayings that do not mean what they seem to.
We need a translator for wife speak!

 

[Woodsey495]

Yes We Need A Translator ...... I'll Have To Knock the Dust Off The Big Book ?????? Ah Here It Is Paragraph 6 of Section 9 of the He Man Women's Haters Club Says ..... " Women Are Always Right " 😢

 

[Bass Man]

I learned a long ago there is only two rules women live by
one: men never understand the rule
two: if men figure them out change them

 

[DCunniff]

Never heard the phrase verbalized yet...

 

[Mopartoolman]

C3PO spoke 6 million languages and dialects,......I wonder if ‘wife speak’ was one of them?

 

[alayonruger]

Wives: Moving goalposts since time immemorial

 

[dwarren123]

And another thing is never, never prove she is wrong about anything. It will not end well!