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.......when I go out to eat they ask for their money up front.
That's good, I'll have to remember that one.....New hearing aid
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"![]()
Would it cheer you up if I told you I don't respect you?Even 303lithgow respects me.
He ain't got no respect.....Would it cheer you up if I told you I don't respect you?![]()
I hear ya. I've visited the minefield now that its opened but haven't posted.Thanks for the humor, I needed a laugh. Too many topics now days cause just the opposite.
Ain't that the truth!I'm so old.....
That I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
So was I but there are guys here that was issued an M1.I'm so old I was issued an M-14 LOL![]()