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If you had purchased 1,000 dollars of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have 49 dollars today!
If you had purchased 1,000 dollars of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have 33 dollars today.
If you had purchased 1,000 dollars of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have 0 dollars today.
But, if you had purchased 1,000 dollars worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received 214 dollars.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And, as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that, on average, Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you darned proud to be an American!:D
 

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41 mpg..... that's good, isn't it. :D
 
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