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A guy goes into a bar down in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and says to the guy, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy decides to fudge it a little and says,” 168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
Again, the robot brings the guy his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”
This time he decides to just tell him the truth and the guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try this robot bartender one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close to him and whispers softly, “SO, are you still happy with Obama?”
 
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