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An Irish Minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said with a thick Irish brogue, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said in that thick Irish brogue, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said in that thick Irish brogue, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The Irish song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile, life is too short not to!!

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