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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, 'They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'

The man dated the first daughter.

The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

'Well,' said the man, 'She's just a weee bit, not that you can hardly tell ... pigeon-toed.'

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

'Well,' the man replied, 'She's just a weee bit, not that you can hardly tell ... cross-eyed.'

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, 'She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry.'

So they were wed right away. And months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was disappointed. The baby was not the least bit attractive. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen, considering the beauty of the parents.

'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weee bit, not that you could hardly tell ... pregnant when you met her.'
 

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And now we know the rest of the story.. Good day.:rolleyes:
 

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Yup, that would explain it.:D
 

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I think that I would have put a weee dent, right into the farmers head.
Then, I would see if that had the proper effect, then a few more weeee... dents would be administered.
 

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Houston we have a wee bit of a problem
 
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