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Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
Friday, March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
 

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they're too late he already bred.............

really what kinda sick minded person would get aroused by a picnic table.......the world is full of stupid people.
 

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Hmmm, sex with a picanic table is pretty weird but a guy taping it is right strange too:D
Now that is some sick porn there.

I don't even like to sit at picnic tables let alone even imagine molesting one!:eek:
 

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Hmmm, sex with a picanic table is pretty weird but a guy taping it is right strange too:D
:D :D :D

Yeah, but did you see the LEGS on that picnic table?

He had heard it was falling apart...He was just nailin' it!

It's safe to say that picnic table has been glued & screwed!
Hey Ringo.... how 'bout a rimshot! :D


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