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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a hippo?

Bloody big holes all over Australia.
 

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What kind of Kangaroo gives advice from a mountaintop.
A Gu-roo.

Why did the Kangaroo bring an extra pocket-pouch to the golf course?
Just in case she got a hole-in-one.

Why was the single female kangaroo's fridge filled with prunes and figs?
Because she couldn't find any dates.

What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson after solving the case of the missing Kangaroo?
"It was roo-dimentary, Watson."

Southerner: Knock-Knock.
Shelley: Who's there?
Southerner: Kaingarue
Shelley: Kangaroo who?
Southerner: Dey Kain'tgrue Humpty Dumpty back together again!
 

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What do you call a kangaroo that jumps a lot?

A kangaroo.
 
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