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Knock knock, who's there? Nobody............. Nobody who? Nobody's reading my knock knock jokes.
 

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My favorite, from "Catch Me If You Can"

"Knock Knock"

"Who's There?"

"Go [email protected]%$ Yourself."
 

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Are you sure? Are all the mean people gone?
No. The mean people are most certainly NOT gone. If you must come out, make sure you are armed. (Preferably to the teeth...)
 

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
 

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Those are great. Do you think we will ever grow up?
 

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Okay I'll chime in. I need to get out the mine field :)


Knock! Knock!

Who's There?

Amnesia.

Amnesia Who?

Oh, I see you have it too!

:D
 

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/Brownster/Blk Dynamite
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Hehe nice!
 
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