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Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
You can come out now.Knock knock, who's there? Nobody............. Nobody who? Nobody's reading my knock knock jokes.
I love that line. He does it twice.My favorite, from "Catch Me If You Can"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Go [email protected]%$ Yourself."
Are you sure? Are all the mean people gone?You can come out now.
No. The mean people are most certainly NOT gone. If you must come out, make sure you are armed. (Preferably to the teeth...)Are you sure? Are all the mean people gone?
Its bad when even the punchlines are mined.No. The mean people are most certainly NOT gone. If you must come out, make sure you are armed. (Preferably to the teeth...)
Those are great. Do you think we will ever grow up?Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Why bother at this point? LOLThose are great. Do you think we will ever grow up?
I'm just wondering what I want to be when I grow up.Why bother at this point? LOL
Good question, hmmmmm....how about Joan Rivers warm up act?I'm just wondering what I want to be when I grow up.![]()
Doesn't she play nightclubs? I'm only ten and can't get in.Good question, hmmmmm....how about Joan Rivers warm up act?![]()
Well, okay then. I was going to say something that popped into my mind when you said that, but I'm not going there.Doesn't she play nightclubs? I'm only ten and can't get in.![]()
You can't tease up and then not tell us.Well, okay then. I was going to say something that popped into my mind when you said that, but I'm not going there.ever.
Hehe nice!Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Good to see you here Brewster.Okay I'll chime in. I need to get out the mine field
Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Amnesia.
Amnesia Who?
Oh, I see you have it too!
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