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Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." [:0]


Yeah, yeah... and you guys thought I was gonna give ya some pointers on how to get a better deal on a gun! :D
 

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I want to know one thing? Do you guys set up all night thinking these things up?? I am having a hard time writing this for laughing so much....
 

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RP spends a lot of time under bridges and in the bus station restrooms visiting friends, and reads them there-then shares them with us--ain't that good of him?!!! (I'll be out of town for awhile till he cools off!!)
 
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