[Ruger Packer]

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." [:0]


Yeah, yeah... and you guys thought I was gonna give ya some pointers on how to get a better deal on a gun!

 

[white dog]

I think I'ld let him go ahead and buy her.

 

[sheepdog]

+1.......a cheating wife is not worth fighting for.

 

[Baldy]

I want to know one thing? Do you guys set up all night thinking these things up?? I am having a hard time writing this for laughing so much....

 

[sheepdog]

RP spends a lot of time under bridges and in the bus station restrooms visiting friends, and reads them there-then shares them with us--ain't that good of him?!!! (I'll be out of town for awhile till he cools off!!)

 

[rman]

[8D][]

 

[white dog]

Thats a true story, at least in my case, but then he wanted his money back