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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the

The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by his dog and his cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a
closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says with

'Thanks' the boy says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied
the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster'

The little boy replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'

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they think of every thing lol
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