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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cold cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" Little Johnny replied. "Giving up?"
 
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Johnny also farted in the classroom one day. Teacher said " stop that johnny! " johnny replied " which way did it go?".
 

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I truly enjoy jokes provided on the Forum. However what I see in today's world, I bet Mama would sit down with Johnny and "talked" with him. But in my younger days, I agree with bwinters, Johnny being a known trouble maker or repeat offender would receive a whippin'.
 
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