[Airdale]

I THOUGHT I’D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY 2 SURPRISE WINDFALLS:



I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!

All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him five hundred US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email:

It's from a KENYAN who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

All I have to do is give him:

MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION

and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!

Am I on a roll or what!!

 

[refugeepj]

want my ex wifes number? insanity comes in threes!

 

[joe4vol]

First one sounds like it will come through for you. I bet he will be more trustworthy.

 

[johnsxj]

I just got a better offer from the F.B.I. assisting in getting me $25mil being held by a bank in Malaysia

 

[cuberbob]

Bah, that's all future stuff. I got some mail yesterday that I May Already BE a winner!
How about that!?!?!

 

[cptpoly]

I THOUGHT I’D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY 2 SURPRISE WINDFALLS:



I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!

All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him five hundred US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email:

It's from a KENYAN who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

All I have to do is give him:

MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION

and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!

Am I on a roll or what!!

And I bet you didn't vote for either one of them.....