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Maria had justa gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she wazza very nervous. Her mother reassured her;

"Don'a worry, Maria, Tony's a good man.. Go upstairs and he'll taka care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, upa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took offa his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a biga hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll taka good cara you.".........

So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony tooka off his pants and he's gota hairy legs!".........

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll taka good care of you."

So, upa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.......

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half !"

Her mama said...............






















"Staya down here and stira the pasta!"
 
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