Ruger Forum banner
1 - 6 of 6 Posts

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
3,002 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator." (Old men can still think fast)
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
3,156 Posts
[8D]:D[:p]
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,896 Posts
now that was a show for sure lol.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,347 Posts
Seem's to me that old farmers just might be some of the smartest people in the world!;)
 
1 - 6 of 6 Posts
Top