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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey
> jumps all around the place.
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> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
> Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.
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> To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and
> somehow swallows it whole.
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> The bartender screams at the guy, 'Did you see what your monkey just did?'
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> 'No, what?'
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> 'He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!'
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> 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy,
> 'he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the
> cue ball and stuff.'
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> The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
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> Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, a nd has his
> monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
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> Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.
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> The bartender is disgusted. 'Did you see what your monkey did now?'
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> 'No, what?' replied the man.
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> 'Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!' said the bartender.
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> 'Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,' replied the guy. 'He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to crap that cue ball, he measures everything first.'
 
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