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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
 

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Good one. My OB/GYN did exploratory surgery on me just before Christmas one year. When I woke up everyone was laughing because he had drawn a Santa Claus and written HO HO HO! next to it then taped it in the nether region above my incision. I kept that piece of tape - still have it.
 

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good one Iowegan... pay backs are hell.....
 

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I guess that is why my nurse girlfriend says
that cops let her go when she is in uniform.:D
 
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