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One day many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
“Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It’s John and I'm okay thanks," I replied.
"John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart," I said.
 

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Nice.
 

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Oh.....
 

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:D
 

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Chuckler for sure. ... :D
 

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I'm sitting in the auto parts store having my truck serviced and I laughed out loud. People are looking at me weird......

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whats the incentive to go back to the cart? i missed that somewhere.
 
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