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Friday I bought a new 2008 Cadillac! Yesterday I was back at the dealer because
I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated.


"Watch this," he said. "Miller!" The Radio replied, "Glenn, Mitch or Steve?"


"Glenn!" he continued and "Moonlight Serenade" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles, and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced
Glenn Miller.


I drove away happy, and all day yesterday, every time I'd say, "Beethoven,"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of
their awesome songs.


This morning a guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A$$h#le!"


Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
 
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