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Subject: OJ Meets The Devil ....
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> One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-
> attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell,
> where the devil is waiting for him.
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but
> I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
> you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't
> quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
> place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
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> OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the
> devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a
> large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
> Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was
> his fate in hell.
>
> "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
> good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
> time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem
> with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was
> break rocks all day," commented OJ.
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> The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on
> the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
> spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
> does best.
>
> OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and
> finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said . . .
>
> (This is priceless.)
>
>
> "OK,Monica,
> you're free to go now."
 

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