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'OLD' IS WHEN ...
Your sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
A sexy babe catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You don't care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
.. In the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

and

'OLD' IS WHEN ...
You are not sure these are jokes!
 

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I'm not that old yet but I can definitely relate to a few of them :D
 

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I'll revisit this joke in about 10 years.
 

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:D. Old is when you go into a room and can't remember why you went there !!
 

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Pretty much..... :(
 

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when I realize I used to do it all night, and now it takes all night to do it.
when there is nothing more overrated than sex, and more underrated than a good dump.
understanding why my grandfathers got such pleasure from watching grandchildren play.
 

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Old is when you pee at 4am and 6am...
but you don't get out of bed until 8am.
 
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