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Parent's Excuse Notes

These are supposed to be real excuses written by parents in a Tennessee school district.(Spelling has been left intact)

My son is under a dr.'s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

Please exkuse Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.

Dear school, please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28,29.30,31,32 and also 33.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
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