What are Pirate ears worth ?
A Buck an ear.
A Buck an ear.
you went a long way to deliver that but in the end i'll give it a +9 on a scale of 1 to 10 ...There's a new app -- so far, available only for Android phones -- that reviews pies from various bakeries around the country on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being truly gourmet pie. Visitors are asked to go eat a slice then enter their score.
It's called Pirate.
Sorry, it's all I got for now.
Ha! I guess I belong more to the Flip Wilson comedy style -- stories with a punch line made more pungent by the long lead up -- than the faster delivery for Facebook realm.you went a long way to deliver that but in the end i'll give it a +9 on a scale of 1 to 10 ...
Lame and Long Winded ... After the third paragraph I knew where this one was going .A lady of Japanese decent walked into a gymnasium. At the check in desk, she said, "I'm looking for the pirates class."
The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then responded, "It's pronounced pir-ates, not pi-rat-es. But we're a gym. We don't have pirate classes. You're looking for the acting school two blocks from here."
The lady objected. "No, no, pirates! You know, like this", she said, stretching and doing some ballet moves.
The receptionist continued. "Look lady, if you want to learn how to sword fight like a pirate, you need the acting school. Just go to the corner at the end of this street, hang a left and ...."
"No! Pirates!! You know!? Pirates! We use these mats!", she screamed, holding up her pilates mat rolled up into a tube.
"Oh", the receptionist said. "You mean pilates. Sure. Take this hall, second door on the right."