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A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer.

The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says "That'll be five bucks."

As the gorilla is paying for his beer, the bartender adds "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here."

To which the gorilla replies, "At five bucks a beer, it's no wonder..."

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This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer.

So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.

The bartender says, hay buddy whats your hurry?

The man says if you had what I have you would do the same thing.

The bartender backs up and says what do you have.

The man says about 75 cents!

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The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to drink.

A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?"

"Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies.

"Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your ***** runnin?"
 

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