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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?"

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Is there ever a weekend that J C Penney's is not having a sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt. Why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer, when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 

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I think that other penny may be taxes
 

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Let me add a few questions myself.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is it called a workbench when it doesn't do any work and doesn't look like a bench?

Why is a pair of pants only one item, yet a pair of shoes is two items?

Why are they called buildings after construction is done? Shouldn't they be called "builts"?
 

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How does a blind man know when he has wiped his butt enough?
 

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Why did I read all that , sing twinkle twinkle little star , the alphabet song and ...the big question...type this ????

It was funny !
 

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Or wake you in the middle of the night..... :confused:
 

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Those were good! :D
 

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

That one is easy. It's becuae you are to supposed to think twice before you speak.
 

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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
 

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If a man is talking in a forest and there's not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
 

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Another one:

Why is urinating or defacating called "Taking a _____" when you're not taking anything, you're leaving something?
 

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Why do we call glasses, "glasses", but don't call plastic cups "plastics"?

Why do 7-11 stores have locks when they're all open 24 hours?

Why do people pay to use tanning beds when the sun's always free?

Why is bread square & sandwich meat round?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Why is ketchup so good on french fries, but terrible on mashed potatoes?

Why isn't "caps lock" capitalized on your keyboard?
 
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