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Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you're sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say, "Sorry."

Son: But for what? What did I do?

Father: Just say, "Sorry."

Son: But, what have I done wrong?

Father: Say, "Sorry!"

Son: Please tell me why?

Father: Just say, "Sorry!"

Son: Okay Dad, I'm sorry.

Father: There! You've finished training. When you learn to say "Sorry" for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married.
 

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LOL... wonder what they would do if we walked in the door after a long day's work and unloaded a couple preemptive "I'm sorry's"

just leave them hanging out there and let her wonder why....

oh, wait - that probably wouldnt work.
 

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You just need to know how to fix their stuff. "If women cant find ya handsome atleast they can find ya handy"

To the OP, that is funny!
 

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It has been said that behind every angry woman stands a man; who has no idea what he did wrong. :confused:
 

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If you are thinking about getting married, ALWAYS watch her hands.

~ If she has a gun in one, . . . TOO LATE, you are already dead.

~ If she is reaching for a gun, RUN! FAST!

~ If they are empty, try offering her chocolate, THEN RUN! :eek:
 

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Also ... as an FYI "It's always easier to ask for forgivness than it is to ask for permission" ...
 

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I love the t shirt that asks..

"If a man is alone in the woods with no women around, and he speaks, is he still wrong?"

Every woman I have ever mentioned that to has universally said "yes". Without pause or thought. Hmmmmm.
 
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