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Two Readheads are better than 1


Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something

Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds

Q. If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A. If she follows you everywhere you go Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital
She's yours

Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools

Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails

Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal

Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools

Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
 

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My girlfriend of 3 1/2 years is a redhead
 

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Jim D, question is "Does she read the Forum?"-if she does, we'll get no answer from CodyBrown!!! Redheads are stunning...they'll slap you upside yo' head quick!!! (and make you like it!!!)
 

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Nope, she's defiantly a redhead. She doesn't read the forum. When I first started dating her, she had never shot a gun. I have sinced fixed that little problem :D
 

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Nope, she's defiantly a redhead. She doesn't read the forum. When I first started dating her, she had never shot a gun. I have sinced fixed that little problem :D
What, did you teach her how to read the forum?
 

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Nope, I taught her how to shoot, not about the forum!! I wouldn't want her to go postal on you ;)
 

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You're a brave, brave man, CodyBrown...teaching a redhead how to shoot...post daily, or we'll worry....
 

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Actually she just picked up her first gun about 2 weeks ago. It's a Browning 243 lever action. She can hit a still target ok, but I don't think that she could hit a running one....I guess I'll just have to keep moving!!
 

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I'll keep that in mind!!! I figured I'd check in so you all knew I was still alive.
 
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