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Retirement Plan :D

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

With Enron,
you would have had
left of the original $1,000.00.


With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above,

current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401 Keg Plan :)
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