Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along
the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge
railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids
who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was
so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in
TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt