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Two guys were sneaking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.

The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one fellows starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.”

He looks back to see if the lion is still chasing them and he sees the lion on its knees.

Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.

As he comes closer to the lion, he hears it saying a prayer, “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
 

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Two guys were sneaking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.

The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one fellows starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.”

He looks back to see if the lion is still chasing them and he sees the lion on its knees.

Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.

As he comes closer to the lion, he hears it saying a prayer, “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”


Amen.
 

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Sounds like the typical christian to me.
 

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Just picturing the sight of a lion praying made me laugh.
 
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