Years ago a good friend and I were out hunting squirrels with our .22's. We didn't have much luck, but my buddy did manage to knock one down just before noon. We were out in the boonies and by that time we were getting pretty hungry. We threw the squirrel in the trunk of my old 64 Chevy and put the rifles in the back seat. I drove to the nearest town which had a population of about 200. There was a little bar downtown that also served pretty good hamburgers. I pulled up out front and started toward the bar. My friend said, "Throw me the keys and I'll put our rifles in the trunk." I tossed him the keys, he opened the trunk and immediately slammed it shut again. "Come here and look at this," he said. "You ain't gonna believe it!"
I walked to the rear of the car and he popped the trunk again. The "dead" squirrel immediately began tearing around and around in the trunk about 90 miles an hour. Bob shut the trunk again and said (using his best hillbilly accent), "You hold him Luke and I'll thump him!" We were both laughing so hard I'm sure the locals thought we had lost it.
I walked to the rear of the car and he popped the trunk again. The "dead" squirrel immediately began tearing around and around in the trunk about 90 miles an hour. Bob shut the trunk again and said (using his best hillbilly accent), "You hold him Luke and I'll thump him!" We were both laughing so hard I'm sure the locals thought we had lost it.