I once visited a Spam rancher. Had them little critters running all over the place. He told me they made good pets but then it would ruin the spam ranching business so they don't let visitors buy one to take home. They got them genetically engineered now so they is all white meat. Science is amazing.
Use to eat Spam on camping and fishing trips. Love fried Spam & Eggs. Good stuff. If it weren't for Spam, Hawaii would have starved to death in WWII.
spam the main stay of the Army when I was in, always had enough grease left over for yur rifle. What a deal slide in and slide out and greased your rifle. I haven't had spam in a while, but I can remember those days. Spam over c'rats no brained spam hands down