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Police: "You were going too fast."

Me: "I was trying to keep up with the traffic."

Police:" There isn't any."

Me:" I know! That's how far behind I am.”
 

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Or too far ahead :) It's a matter of perspective ;)
 

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Good one.
 

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That ought to keep the average cop busy thinking for about an hour. :D
 
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