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An eight point, a four point and a button buck are standing by a field, browsing on acorns.

The eight point says, "I'm happy with my ten does, we're really getting along."

The four point says, "I'm happy as heck with my five, they really take care of me!"

The button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden a giant 25-point, non-typical buck walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

The big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The eight point says, "I could probably get by with four does. Who really needs ten anyways?"

The four point says, "You know, come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.

Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass, pees all over the place, snorts and wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

His friends immediately jump him, "What in the heck do you think you're doing?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big stud knows I'm a buck!" he replies.

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Hilarious. I LOVED IT. :D

Edit,, told the wife. It took her a minute to get it. She is still laughing.
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