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:DThe new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister
To keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
Sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
The scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
The air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.[:eek:)]
 

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Don't blame you rman. Reminds me when I was a kid, the merchant that my mother and dad traded with kept free lemonade for his customers. Started having trouble with non-customers dranking all the lemonade. He put it in a chamberpot and floated a piece of toilet paper on top. Told his customer what he did, and he had plenty of lemonade for his customers after that.
 

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quote:Originally posted by KP97DC

Don't blame you rman. Reminds me when I was a kid, the merchant that my mother and dad traded with kept free lemonade for his customers. Started having trouble with non-customers dranking all the lemonade. He put it in a chamberpot and floated a piece of toilet paper on top. Told his customer what he did, and he had plenty of lemonade for his customers after that.
I believe that would certainly discourage me from snitching the lemonade!
Tom
 

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quote:Originally posted by Ledberel

What kinds of sounds and aromas are there when you go through the female products section?

Or the birth control isle....:D
 

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I think I'll just start shopping at another store. This one stinks!
Tom :D:D:D:D:D
 
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