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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the plow got out and asked her what she was doing.

And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
 

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It's simply a joke...hence the punchline forum. Did the op name your daughters?

Congrats on the successful daughters tho!
 

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A degree in snowstorms?
 
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I have 3 daughters who are blonde and all 3 have masters degrees.
I'm sure not pickin on your daughters. Never met'em.
But, this was just a joke, and I'm sure that common sense isn't a requirement for a Master's Degree. I've known a few.
 

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:). The remarks are better than the joke
 

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I have 3 daughters who are blonde and all 3 have masters degrees.
I have a blonde daughter who is a staff pediatrician at a rather large clinic run by the local hospital. They have "theme" days every once in awhile to lighten things up. One day it was "Dress as your Favorite Joke".

She wore a T-shirt that said: "Please Speak Slowly - I'm a Natural Blonde"

Got a lot of laughs from staff and the parents of her patients.
 

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Blonde lives matter.

Also, my dog is a blonde color and he was terribly offended by this joke.
Please send him chew toys.
All will be forgiven. :p
 

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Funny.
 
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