[patas]

A jumper cable walks into a tavern, and says, I want a drink. Bartender says ok but don't start anything!

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[rman]

Tom

 

[Calvin Wiles]

 

[patas]

A man walks into a tavern, carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm.

He says - Barkeep - a beer for me and one for the road [}]

 

[patas]

Two fish swim upstream one runs into a wall - the other says DAM!

 

[sheepdog]

Jokes are like women-the short ones are the best ones!!

 

[SigDreamer]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a beer... and a mop!"

 

[creepyrat]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch.