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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a politician were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The politician was then lead out. The squad took aim and the politician, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"
 

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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"
It's OK, but not as good as the kangaroo jokes. :D
 

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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a politician were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The politician was then lead out. The squad took aim and the politician, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"
Hold on! This should have posted in the "Political Jokes" thread. There are only teacher jokes allowed in this thread. ;) Well, maybe, if we had a "Chemist" and a "Shopkeeper" thread, they could have accommodated this one too.

I realize it was just a little attempt at humor. . . . . Very little. :D :D :D :D
 

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This one might have been better if it wasn't the teacher that yelled fire.
It might have been even better if a kangaroo had yelled "Fire!" :D :D :D
 

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Hold on! This should have posted in the "Political Jokes" thread. There are only teacher jokes allowed in this thread. ;) Well, maybe, if we had a "Chemist" and a "Shopkeeper" thread, they could have accommodated this one too.

I realize it was just a little attempt at humor. . . . . Very little. :D :D :D :D
The joke started with the politian as a teacher and people complained so I changed it. So that will "teach" you to come late. :)
 
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