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By the time you read through this YOU WILL NDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service: 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest: 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: 'Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '.....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... don't think so.'

Room Service: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

Room Service: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

Room Service: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

Room Service: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'

Room Service: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

Room Service: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'

Room Service: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

Room Service: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!

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That's way too familiar.
 

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HEY !! That Guy works at, at least 30 to 40 Customer Service Numbers I've called this year !!

And, I think He moonlights as a local Doctor also !
 
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