[mongo]

A Texan moved to Alaska,soon the locals were tired of hearing how tough,rough,mean and ornery texans were. So one afternoon at the local bar one old sourdough said" Tex, round here we don't consider a feller a man until he can drink a fifth of rotgut in one drink, have relations with a Eskimo woman and wrestle a Kodiak bear. Are ya up to it?" Well, the Texan grabbed a bottle drank it in one long gulp and headed out the door. Several hours later the Texan reappeared blood head to toe with almost all his clothes ripped off.
" Okay" he yelled "Where's that Eskimo woman ya want me to wrestle."

No offense intended to Texans, Alaskans, Eskimo Women, and or Kodiak bears. Oh for the days when ya didn't have to be politically kerrect.

 

[sheepdog]

Days were when it could have happened that way-now, I'm shamed to say, some Texans actually read, drink water, and play the stock market...civilization softens us all.....but I gotta say it was the bear's best day ever!!!!

 

[Taurus_9mm]

Good one Mongo, I do love the jokes. []

 

[Wizard]

That's a good one.