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A Texas farmer is going to milk his new milk cow for the first time. He sit's down on the stoole and places the milk bucket under the cow, well she steps in the bucket. So he gets up, takes the bucket wash's it out and then nail's her right hind hoof to the floor. He sit's down on the stoole once again this time she puts her left hind hoof in the bucket, so once again he gets up washs the bucket, and nail's her left hind hoof to the floor. He once again sit down on the stoole puts the milks bucket under her and then she slaps him accross the face with her tail. So he gets up from the stoole and places the stoole behind the cow and get a length of string steps up on the stoole and ties one end to the cow's tail then throws the other end over the beam over the cow and is pulling the string down from the beam to tie the tail up out of the way, his supenders snap off his pants and the paants fall down to his knees. Just then his wife walks in the barn.
 

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Yea I figure talking was just sorta out of question at that point lol
 
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