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I know its early for Thankgiving jokes and we will be "stuffed" full of them if we start now but why not?

Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
A. Because he was stuffed.
 

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Why didn't the Pilgrim want to eat the turkey?
She knew it was a Tom, so it would full of it. :p I tried....

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Why did the Pilgrim want a Tom turkey for Thanksgiving?
She knew it would already be full of it. (prestuffed) I tried again...
 

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Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose.
 

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Why was the turkey covered in feathers?
Because her silk pjs were at the cleaners.
Oh my, I stink at turkey day jokes. :p
 

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Why was the turkey covered in feathers?
Because her silk pjs were at the cleaners.
Oh my, I stink at turkey day jokes. :p
psst. Look them up ;) We aren't that good! :D
 
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