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Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE!

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
 

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You gotta be getting this stuff from you kids ????
I don't know where he's getting it from.
But we're copping it..... :confused:
 

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