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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to make love.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to wee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. :D
 

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Here is one that is hard to say drunk or sober

I'm a pheasant plucker

I pluck mother pheasants

I'm the most pleasant pheasant plucker

that ever plucked a mother pheasant.

Try saying that 3 times as fast as you can!!![:p]

No children in the room on the attempt please!!![:0]
 

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Concerning group 3, When younger I had quite a taste for most anything containing alcohol and remember waking up many mornings and thinking through the haze "Damn, Did I really say do or that".:D
 
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