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A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
 

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[^]There should have been a red alert tag put on this one.[xx(]I almost barfed my coffee. I am still ROTFLMAO!!![}:)]
 

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quote:Originally posted by Baldy

[^]There should have been a red alert tag put on this one.[xx(]I almost barfed my coffee. I am still ROTFLMAO!!![}:)]

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