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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns
at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had
health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."



The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
:D :D :D
 
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