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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several
false-alarm trips to bathroom he decided the latest was another and
stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped
up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard
who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell
was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the crap
out of a ghost!
 

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