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Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys</u>

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non commercial) purposes.

370.01 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not nevessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1
Backstabbin devorce litigators, 3
Horn-rimmed cutthroats, 2
Minutiae-advocatin dirt bags, 4
Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act), 0
 

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ROFLMAO! (I do think that some of these provisions are a little too restrictive.)
 

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Laughed harder than I've worked all day!!!! I will make copies and hand them out to my friends!!!!!!Hilarious!!!!!!
 

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the only honest attonery is a dead one. Thanks JB needed a laugh today
 

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Way too many regulations to hunt those critters! Should be like hunting coyotes here in KY. No limit, no season.
 

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That's OK, BBW, they give this old dog hell around here, too...we can take it, can't we!!!!;)
 

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A young girl and her mom were having the facts of life talk and when they were done the mother asked her daughter if she had any questions, the daughter asked if a girl could get pregnant by having anal sex, the mom said "Oh yes dear that is how lawyers are made."
 

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I started laughing from the title of the thread, great post.
 
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